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Joke of the Day

"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."

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"I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off."
"[doing a sexy skype chat] GF: show me urs & I'll show u mine ME: mmm baby I can't wait *we both lower our cams to show each other our dogs*"
"Cannibals like to meat people."
"On our third date, my girlfriend told me that she was bisexual. I broke it off with her because I definitely need sex more than every two weeks."
"Gf:Do u love me? Me:Yes. Gf:Why do u love me? Me:You're the best. Gf:I'm the best at what? Me:Asking questions. Gf: Like what? Me:..."
"You call it premature ejaculation, I call it being 15 minutes early."
"Boss-You're Always the first one here! Me-Hey,*early bird gets the worm, right? *gets to poop or drink coffee without 3yr old interrupting"
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time"
"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"
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