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Joke of the Day
"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."
Next Joke
"Apparently, 4.665642(1) out of 7.4 people overcomplicate things."
"What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in? H2OOOHHHGG"
"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."
"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."
"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""
"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"
"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"Park Ranger: *Looking at morbidly obese ducks* Was this you? Jesus: *trying to hide the rapidly multiplying bread loaves* No sir"