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Joke of the Day
"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"
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"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."
"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."
"Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses. Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy."
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."
"Every chef on Chopped's like ""I was medically dead for 3 yrs & my wife married the guy who pushed me off that bridge. My specialty is bao."""
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"
"My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out."
"Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though"