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Joke of the Day
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
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"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."
"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."
"Heard someone died from eating a meal that wasn't Instagrammed."
"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"
"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."
"Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same... They both want to unzip your genes."
"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"
"[reading online survey] Are you ready to double your satisfaction? My god this sounds wildly inappropriate. *clicks yes*"
"""Why am I not asleep?"" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away."