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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."

"RIP to the Italian chef, it's nice to gnocchi pasta pizzafully."

"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"

"Why do tampons have strings attached? So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump."

"With all this uranium on Reddit, we should remember not to swallow any. You'll get atomic ache"

"Better Luck Next Year Kiddo! I'm going to give my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying ""Toys not included."""

"I hate thinking of new passwords. Last time I did I chose ""Penis."" But got the error: Your password is too short. I tried BBCPenis, that was too many characters. Guess that ones too long."

"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."

"I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"