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Joke of the Day

"Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same... They both want to unzip your genes."

"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."

"You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days. They're clickbait. That's what they are."

"Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? Because they're ear-rash-ional."

"Bad news from the doctor... Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law? Doctor: I have some bad news. Men: We can take her home, right? Doctor: Yes"

"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just really hope they segregate us by genre."

"Two Guys Are Peeing Off a Bridge.. [NSFW] ...The first guy says to the other, ""Wow, this water's cold"", and the second guy replies, ""Yeah, and it's deep too!"""

"Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic? Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium."

"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."

"If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica."