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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure which is worse: People who force their religion on you... Or Anyone who's ever said ""Oh it's because I'm a Virgo."""

"First time and with a hooker They are both naked and he says -""this is my first time..."" she says -""relax and tell me what you like..."" -""cheesburguer"""

"Movie critics have said some negative things about the new movie Jobs... I guess Ashton Kutcher didn't do a good Jobs."

"Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe"

"Don't you hate it when there's a really interesting topic and someone starts writing and [deleted]"

"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."

"What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm."

"Donated blood today. One lucky person will wake up from an operation with the sudden ability to read 3000 tweets per hour."

"I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno."

"I am My Own Boss Today i was in an auto when auto driver said: ""I love this job... I am my own boss, Nobody tells me what to do.."" Then i replied """"Tern the left"""