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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure which is worse: People who force their religion on you... Or Anyone who's ever said ""Oh it's because I'm a Virgo."""

"I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer."

"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."

"What do pennies and fat chicks have in common? Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up."

"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."

"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."

"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"

"""Hacker"" simply means ""a person who is skilled with computers."" To describe a computer criminal, use ""Linux user."""

"Did you hear about the woman who got those wooden breast implants? It would make for a good punchline, wooden tit?"

"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."