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Joke of the Day

"Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! Ahh, I'm over here Dad."

"Why was the glass-blower forced to retire? He sucked..."

"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."

"Van Gogh's girlfriend.. Van Gogh's girlfriend was overwhelmed with emotion when he cut off his ear and gave it to her. She said, ""Oh my love, why did you do it?"" Van Gogh replied, ""pardon?"""

"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"

"Losing my virginity was a lot like riding a bike for the first time. My dad was holding me from behind."

"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."

"I told a waitress she was much prettier without glasses so she set down her tray of drinks."

"Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse"

"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."