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Joke of the Day
"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."
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"So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer... Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is ""inappropriate"""
"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"
"Tuna comments What do tuna fish say pussy tastes like?"
"Pac-Man Amiibo ""This is the worst buttplug ever! Why is it yellow?"" ""Hey, has anyone seen my Pac-Man amiibo?"" ""OOOPS"""
"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."
"I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend... My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider."
"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn husker? One shucks between fits.."
"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"
"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."