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Joke of the Day

"Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse"

"What happened when Harry Potter had sex with a pig? He got hog warts."

"Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road? It was two tired."

"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."

"My girlfriend told me all I could think about was sex... Fanny she should say that!"

"If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat."

"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""

"The nice thing is that now that Ricky Martin has come out of the closet there's enough room for Ryan Seacrest to stretch his legs in there."

"What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor? Feminists."

"A witticism of timely and international-political import. Knock Knock. Who's there? Crimea Crimea Who? Crimea River instantrimshot.com"