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Joke of the Day

"Losing my virginity was a lot like riding a bike for the first time. My dad was holding me from behind."

"Which Asians have the softest skin? Laotians"

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"You say lasagna. I say spaghetti cake. Because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna."

"*grammar police reads ransom note* ""Bring the money hear in too days, or she dead"" *grammar cop dies* ""Damn, he had 2 days until retirement"""

"I'm a Chemical Engineer and I have some good Chemistry jokes. ... but I never get a good reaction."

"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal."

"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."