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Joke of the Day

"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"

"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."

"Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers."

"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."

"If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot. WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up"

"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""

"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"

"What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, ""Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"" ""Not-a-Yeti"""

"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."

"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."