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Joke of the Day

"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"

"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."

"ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT"

"Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special."

"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."

"A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is ""Nachos"""

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"

"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."

"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."

"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."