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Joke of the Day
"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
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"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""
"How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."
"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"
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