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Joke of the Day
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout."
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"Relationship status: -Applies sunscreen to wall. -Rubs back on wall."
"Although not as effective as finger quotes, finger commas and finger periods are way fun."
"Why don't any pirates live in Kansas? Because they all live in *Ar*kansas."
"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"
"Why does my computer always ask me if I'm ""sure"" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive."
"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"
"Critics are raving about Mud. ""It's like dirt but wet"" says one. ""Oh god it's in my eyes"" says another"
"Why did Toby rape a girl? He couldn't Turner on"
"""The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online."" - idiots"