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Joke of the Day

"Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called ""Paula Deen's Kitchen""? Because the name ""White Castle"" was already taken"

"Little Johnny walks in on his naked mom... sees her little bush and asks: -Mommy what's that? -It's uh... a spider! -Oh, be careful or it'll bite your pussy!"

"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."

"mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas me: mom i'm a grown man. i don't need u telling me how to get ready for story time."

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"My boss accused me of having OCD... I soon put him in his place."

"What is black and starts with ""nig""? Nighttime, you racist bastard."

"What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? An Outback Vibrator"

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"

"How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza."