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Joke of the Day

"What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? ""It's asbestos could be."""

"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."

"What is the hardest part to eat in a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Why is Santa's Sack So Big Because he only comes once a year."

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas? I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"Only God can judge me. *gets hit by lightning*"

"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"

"I dropped two bucks yesterday... Third one got away."

"Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with."

"Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic."