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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a pro golfer? A pedophile always finishes in under 18 holes."

"I went for my prostate examination this morning.After inserting a finger into my arse and having a good feel around, the doctor looked at me and said, ""that should be my finger, not yours"""

"Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"

"How Long is a Chinese name."

"My wife's cooking is so bad I usually pray after food."

"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."

"What does the sign on a closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."