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Joke of the Day

"What do you call political yeti? Obamanable snowman"

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"

"What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield? You can actually get through the minefield alive."

"I'm on that ""I don't give a fuck diet."" I've lost 10 assholes already."

"What does Donald Trump say when he's mad? There'll be hell toupee!"

"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."

"Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O'Brien's payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?"

"How do you kill a vampire dinosaur? You stakeasaurus."

"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."