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Joke of the Day
"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"
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"My girlfriend told me that she just needed a little space. So now she lives in the trunk of my car."
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"
"The first thing I do in the shower is wash my asshole. Just wanna get that shit out of the way."
"When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement"
"the older i get, the more understandable britney's meltdown seems to me"
"You don't realize how much you miss someone until they come back from the dead."
"The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."
"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."
"[Apple meeting] We need an honest iPhone 6 slogan. ""How about, iPhone 6: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices."" Too honest, Carl."