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Joke of the Day

"How are woman and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"

"Black Joke Why do black people have nice clothes, expensive jewelry, and drive fancy cars with rims but live in crappy houses/apartments? -They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet."

"I kept hitting my fingers while trying to nail a sign to my wall... So I said, ""Screw it!"""

"95% of pet ownership is just saying ""hello"" to them in various tones."

"Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!"

"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."

"They said ""orange is the new black""... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama."

"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."

"Church of Frugality: ""Thank you for the food which we are about to receive. Ramen."""