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Joke of the Day

"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."

"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"

"What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buck-an-ear"

"A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken."

"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."

"[interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Kidnapper."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."""

"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."

"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."

"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."

"I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!! I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile."