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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant."

"Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers."

"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."

"What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!"

"Today is finally Eid! You know what I'm getting for my newborn baby? A first Eid kit!"

"That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep."

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"My gran once had a bad stroke, so i screamed ""its not fucking good enough"" and pushed her into the bunker"

"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand."

"A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says ""Good evening"" and keeps on walking."