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Joke of the Day
"Today is finally Eid! You know what I'm getting for my newborn baby? A first Eid kit!"
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"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."
"i put the ""alcohol"" in ""me"""
"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."
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