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Joke of the Day

"Today is finally Eid! You know what I'm getting for my newborn baby? A first Eid kit!"

"Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, ""is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"" The other screams, ""AHHHH! Talking muffin!"""

"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."

"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"

"Religion... That is all."

"A dyslexic man walks into an Arab."

"I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving."

"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."

"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."

"Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German? Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer"