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Joke of the Day

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot."

"Ever heard of a game called Polish Roulette? It's like Russian Roulette except all the chambers are loaded. edit: ""chambers,"" not ""barrels"""

"Paid love costs less."

"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."

"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."

"What did the Indian say to the nosy foreigner? ""This is ""naan"" of your business."" Sorry if you didn't laugh."

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous."

"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"