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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand."
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"What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper."
"me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe"
"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."
"I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out."
"So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!"
"Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip"
"Me: My stomach hurts. WebMD: You're a kid, trying to get out of something."
"Two whales walk into a bar The first whale says to the bartender ""WHAAAA-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO-UUUUUU"" The second whale turns to the first and says ""Frank! What the hell is wrong with you?"""
"what is funny and starts with a j a joke"