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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."
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"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"
"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."
"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."
"How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"
"Why is there a ""D"" in fridge but not in refrigerator? Because you don't put the ""D"" in the big ones."
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
"What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh."