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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."
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"Jamie asked Tyrion [GOT SPOILERS] Why did you kill our dad?   Tyrion: \_()_/ , everything happens for a treason."
"Patient: The trouble is doctor I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry I don't expect anyone will notice."
"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish."
"What's honey mustards least favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo"
"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
"She was going to tell a joke Guy: I was going to tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long. Girl: I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
"Mom... Are you a virgin?"
"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."