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Joke of the Day
"At the Special Olympics they don't use starter pistols... They use Spud Guns."
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"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina."
"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
"Outside, contemplating life, love, and happiness and if I should tell the neighbor that his kid has been stuck in a tree for three hours."
"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."
"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"
"Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer."
"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""