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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""
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"Being a child is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did exept you."
"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"
"If I don't mention you, then the tweet/status wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up and wear it."
"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
"Needles What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless."
"There are two types of people in the world. 1. Those that can finish lists."
"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family? Mini-Mum"