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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina."

"I saw the middle eastern version of ""Horton Hears a Who"" the other day It was called ""Achmed Hears a Boom"""

"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."

"What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common? They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it."

"son let me tell you about the birds and the bees... I left a window opened and they flew in and now I'm scared to go in that room"

"And if you can't be with the one you love, eat because you're bored."

"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"

"What's Hitler's favorite game? Meincraft"

"You may want to check out my new book on masturbation. It's called ""50 ways to love your lever"""

"Sex is like pizza. My wife won't let me have it until I lose weight."