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Joke of the Day
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
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"What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight."
"An employee and her boss are having sex. Boss: Do you want to change positions? Employee: Uh yeah. Can I be the Assistant Manager?"
"Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days."
"It's all fun and games until someone cuts their eye Then it's humourous"
"What's the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty."
"You know what they say about not arguing with stupid... People on the outside might not be able to tell the difference, so go ahead and delete all your liberal friends on facebook."
"A Pagan sees a particularly shocking event ... ""Deer *god*!"""
"I have a vegan girlfriend... and she's nice and all, but sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot"
"Know how to tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in water! If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats... buoyant."