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Joke of the Day
"how tall is bruno mars?"
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"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"
"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."
"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
"I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid."
"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."
"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."
"I entered my 10 best puns into a joke competition, hoping they'd win ... No pun in ten did"
"Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan."