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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."
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"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."
"having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house"
"My 5-year-old daughter hates it when I call her the ""C"" word... cranky. She starts crying, screaming and stomping around. It's at this point I have to tell her: ""Stop acting like a little cunt!"""
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"
"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark."
"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."