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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."
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"What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler"
"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"
"""You won't like me when I take my estrogen pill."" -Bruce Jenner"
"If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German"
"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."
"What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere? Salmon en route"
"Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station."
"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"
"Me: ""Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"""