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Joke of the Day

"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"

"Someone at the men's outfitter just called me 'MISS' on the phone... ... ehh at least I don't sound married!"

"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."

"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"

"Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one."

"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."

"What is the least pleasant state to live in? Missouri."

"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."

"I am 38, last night i was out with my 19 y.o. girlfriend and someone yelled ""paedophile!"" ... It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary."

"Boss: We're all human. We all make mistakes. Me: [holds up a sign from the back of the conference room that says #NotAllHumans]"