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Joke of the Day
"Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan."
Next Joke
"Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant."
"Life is like a box of chocolates A woman can completely destroy one in minutes"
"genders are like... genders are like the twin towers... there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it"
"Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing? Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"Did you hear about the nympho waitress? She was sick of getting just the tip"
"LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"You're so empty inside....nnn....stupid fridge."
"Spreads legs... Nope Spreads two other legs .... Nope Spreads two others .... Dammit, no Spreads last two.... BINGO!! - spider sex"