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Joke of the Day
"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
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"what will a small left boob will say to the big right boob we are not isomorphic :P"
"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"
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"My girlfriend got her period last night while she was sleeping... In other news, I have a Japanese flag for sale now"
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