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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."

"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"

"The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite So he went back four seconds."

"My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie"

"For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs."

"Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US."

"I heard of a new sex position that I want to try. It's called 'with a partner'."

"How will Trump fund the wall? He'll get the money from *wall* street"

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"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."