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Joke of the Day
"War does not determine who is right... ...only who is left."
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"kid theres no such thing as bad publicity. like you would think if a big article came out saying you suck shit it would be bad, but its good"
"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."
"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."
"I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273oC. My wife thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0 K."
"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"
"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""
"Anyone watch story on the news about the corduroy pillows? It's making all the headlines."
"If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this How did you get in my house?' business!"
"Nature is full of strange creatures: carnivororous plants, birds that can't fly, white people with dreadlocks"