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Joke of the Day

"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""

"People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on."

"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands... For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry."

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"Yo momma jokes are old, common and used by everyone. Just like yo momma."

"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"

"Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak"

"son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it"

"When you're done reading this joke please don't show it to any virgins. They won't get it for a long time."

"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"