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Joke of the Day
"Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)"
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"Ahhh, Christmastime... Is my favorite time of year. It's the only time of the year that my wife isn't griping at me to take down the Christmas lights."
"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."
"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""
"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."
"Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting"
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit."
"My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine. He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript."
"A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake."
"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."