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Joke of the Day
"Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)"
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"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."
"Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ""funny uncle"" in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???"
"What do you call a criminal jazz player? Felonius Monk!"
"Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team? Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."
"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""
"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"
"*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said ""Hi"" to you."
"The ""letters to the editor"" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly."
"be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there"