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Joke of the Day
"Gold Digger - like a hooker, only smarter."
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"How do you put elephant in the fridge? - Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge."
"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."
"Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan."
"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""
"What is round, ticks and if it falls down the clock is broken?"
"You hear about the guy who's teeth is like a shopping mall There's a big GAP"
"I say I want a gf but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Do you just kiss her and leave her alone in a corner? How often does it eat?"
"Yoga is really kicking in. I'm seeing the definition in my arms and overall flexibility. My vibrator is gonna be really impressed."
"A farmer goes up to another farmer and says ""if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them."" TL;DR: OP is a fag."