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Joke of the Day
"Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside."
Next Joke
"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"
"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."
"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"
"Why is stevie wonder always smiling? No one's told him he's black."
"Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off"
"Nick Saban walks into a bar... to watch the College Football Championship"
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"
"Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard. Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider."
"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"