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Joke of the Day

"Hey, look over there, is that a bobble head doll of Donald Trump? No, that's Donald Trump"

"I'm pretty sure the chick at this drive thru had me repeat, 'I'll take a number two', multiple times so she could laugh at me."

"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."

"What a bad year... Still can't believe they changed the Instagram logo"

"At first I thought drag racing games would be difficult.. Turns out, they're pretty straight forward."

"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."

"I'm planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not."

"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."

"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."

"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"