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Joke of the Day

"*doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease ""Oh god what's The Cure?"" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought"

"First hockey game at the leper colony There was a face off and a hand-pass"

"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."

"Did you hear bout that mafia goon who crossdressed as a female servant? He was a maid man."

"How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."

"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"Me: *slides note to bank teller* Bank Teller: So....you're not robbing us, you just want to take a selfie with ""mad cash"" on your face?"

"My favourite drivers are the designated ones."

"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"