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Joke of the Day

"*doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease ""Oh god what's The Cure?"" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought"

"Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around? Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet"

"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""

"/r/jokes pretends that it has more than 1000x as many subscribers as it actually has... as a joke! http://imgur.com/wYy6m"

"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."

"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"

"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."

"Simba was moving so slow until I told him to Mufasa"

"A woman asks her Milkman to fill her bath with milk.. He asks ""Do you want that milk pasteurised?"", She replies ""No, just up to my boobs please."""

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."