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Joke of the Day
"Pickling cucumbers isn't easy. I hear its cumbersome."
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"A Bar joke A Socialist jew, a misandrist woman, a Canadian and a Toupee walk into a Bar. One walks out the President of America."
"I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most? Balonely sandwiches."
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
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"Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you."
"""I kid you not"" -Abortion doctor."
"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."
"Armed man come in to the bank an told everyone to be cool, so i put my shades on an lent against the wall... Fucker still shot me!"