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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
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"How many nuns were at the library? Absolutely nun"
"What are snails trying to do? Their best"
"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."
"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"
"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"
"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."
"""Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!"" [cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]"
"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""