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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders? A traffic accident."
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"Why do Indians hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land. Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox. Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?"
"fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!"
"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""
"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."
"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok."
"PSA: DON""T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :("
"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."
"This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian."