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Joke of the Day
"Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you."
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"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"
"If the zombie apocalypse hits and you all need a twist tie, my mom has everyone covered."
"Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult."
"Sheep A Welshman was asked how many sexual conquests he had. He began counting them................and fell asleep."
"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"
"American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?"
"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,..... Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen. Husband: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena."