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Joke of the Day

"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."

"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""

"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"

"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"

"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."

"if ur ever in a scary movie situation and find that the phone cords been cut just act like the phone still works thatll confuse the bad guy"

"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"

"My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground."

"How do you get an elephant on a train? You take the ""S"" out of sub, and the ""F"" out of way. [Say it out loud]"

"Did you hear about the statistician that drowned? Apparently he tried crossing a river with an average depth of 4 feet."