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Joke of the Day
"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"
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"There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know."
"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."
"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."
"First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?"
"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."
"Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !"
"My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year"
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""