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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why didn't Count Dracula get married? A: He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."
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"Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :)."
"NO one Loves me .... No one hates me Forveralone"
"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."
"My girlfriend keeps complaining that nothing in this sub is funny She'll NEVER see this line because she doesn't open them."
"From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,"
"I'm not religious, but I love God."
"Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino."
"How do you count cows? You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."
"Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light."